Hey hunters 👋
I'm Elvinas, and I'm thrilled to announce the worthless app!
Worthless is the only app on the internet where you can subscribe to receive absolutely nothing. Well, you can get a spot in the 🏆 Hall of Fame 🏆 and maybe a badge.
This "product" is heavily inspired by a recent visit to McDonald's with friends. As it turns out, it is possible to order a meal and take all of the ingredients out. All while the price stays exactly the same. So effectively, paying for nothing.
Obviously, the worthless app is made for fun and shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Hopefully, this has cracked a smile or two!
This "SaaS" tool reminds me of the South Park episode, Go Fund Yourself. I won't be surprised if the founder/s snatched the idea from there.
Wow, I was looking for this for so long!!!
On a serious note, what is your MRR!!! just curious!
This is going to change the way I work! Thank you for creating such an incredible tool! 🎉🎉
Will add this on top of my other worthless subscriptions 🤣 Thanks for the entertainment man
This is a hilarious concept, Elvinas! I'm curious, has anyone actually signed up for the "worthless" subscription yet? Also, what's the story behind the badges and the Hall of Fame?
Do you have Life time Deal plan? I think it fits to my own needs, once I am also worthless
I was just killing some worthless time, eagerly awaiting the opportunity to flood this worthless product with a sea of worthless comments. And here I am, reading all these other worthless comments during my equally worthless time. Hello there, dear reader! Yes, you! I'm talking to you! Welcome to our worthless discussion about this utterly worthless product. Thanks for using your worthless time to read my utterly worthless comment. Now, don’t forget to leave your own worthless comment in this worthless discussion so we can make this worthless product “Product of the Week.” So here I am, having invested lots of worthless time to craft this masterpiece of a worthless comment for this beyond worthless product. And in the process, I’ve wasted a chunk of your worthless time too! Isn’t it grand? Now, I’ll be off to spend my worthless time on other worthless pursuits, like fantasizing about getting a worthless 1,000 followers on my Twitter account (@ATOM12060827, my worthless username) within a week. So, to recap: this whole endeavor is totally worthless. Your time, my time, this product, this comment—it’s all worthless. Let’s make sure everyone knows just how worthless this really is. Keep the worthless comments coming! Let’s make history with our collective worthlessness!
I've been waiting for this product at least for the last two lifetimes! Thank you for launching it and making my dreams come true!
You should offer this on a consultancy basis also! I know for sure business will pay big bucks for this type of service!
Congratulations on your launch! How would you compete against Microsoft Planner as most worthless app in the world?
This is such a hilarious concept! How did you come up with the idea of paying for nothing?
