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Snorklee Analytics
Cookieless, EU-sovereign analytics — no consent banner
The European alternative to Google Analytics. Genuinely cookieless and consent-banner-free — the <2 KB tracker stores and reads nothing on the visitor's device, so ePrivacy art. 5(3) is never triggered. No personal data is kept (HyperLogLog + k-anonymity, k≥5). Database, geolocation, email and AI all run in France. What stands out: an AI reads your analytics and explains them in plain language, and Snorklee shows you whether ChatGPT, Claude & Perplexity can see and cite your site.
Hi Product Hunt 👋 I'm Fred, founder of Snorklee. I built Snorklee because EU analytics had become a contradiction: to respect privacy you were told to add a cookie banner — the very thing everyone hates — and most "EU-friendly" tools still run on US clouds.
So I went the other way: a tracker that stores and reads nothing on the device (genuinely cookieless, no banner needed), no personal data kept at all (HyperLogLog + k-anonymity), and every piece of infrastructure — database, geolocation, email, AI — hosted in France.
Two things became the heart of it. First, numbers are useless if you don't read them, so an AI now writes a plain-language briefing of what's happening on your site. Second, as AI assistants became a real traffic source, I added a way to see your visibility inside ChatGPT, Claude and Perplexity — and check whether their crawlers can even read your pages.
Would love your feedback, especially on the no-banner legal basis and the AI-visibility angle. Ask me anything!
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About Snorklee Analytics on Product Hunt
“ Cookieless, EU-sovereign analytics — no consent banner”
Snorklee Analytics was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 4 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #133 on the daily leaderboard. The European alternative to Google Analytics. Genuinely cookieless and consent-banner-free — the <2 KB tracker stores and reads nothing on the visitor's device, so ePrivacy art. 5(3) is never triggered. No personal data is kept (HyperLogLog + k-anonymity, k≥5). Database, geolocation, email and AI all run in France. What stands out: an AI reads your analytics and explains them in plain language, and Snorklee shows you whether ChatGPT, Claude & Perplexity can see and cite your site.
Snorklee Analytics was featured in Analytics (172.7k followers), Marketing (465.8k followers) and Privacy (11.2k followers) on Product Hunt. Together, these topics include over 99.2k products, making this a competitive space to launch in.
Who hunted Snorklee Analytics?
Snorklee Analytics was hunted by Frédéric GAVEAU. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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