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ShitFast
An archive of landing pages that read like 1 LLM wrote them.
An archive of landing pages that all read like one AI wrote them. Satirical roasts, scorecards, and brutally specific critiques of generic AI-generated startup sites. See the Weekly Awards, the Taxonomy, our Archive, and Submit Your Own Landing Page to be roasted by our editorial team. Our official ShitScore scoring system will review your landing page, give it a certified score out of 100, and include the roast in our archive after it has been featured on the homepage. Backlink is forever.
Hey Product Hunt 👋
I’m Raf. I’ve been building in public for a while now: a Chrome extension, content sites, tools for other makers, the usual indie maker chaos and being all over the place without much focus. At some point I realized I was seeing the exact same landing page over and over: purple gradient, three-card feature grid, “trusted by 5,000+ teams,” founder photo that fails reverse image search, and a waitlist that somehow replaced the actual product.
I started screenshotting them. Then scoring them. Then writing the notes that eventually became the taxonomy on ShitFast.
ShitFast is an attempt at a satirical archive of those pages. Every entry gets a ShitScore based on the same tropes we all recognize: gradients, 3-feature-grid density, trust-signal hallucination, product-proof absence, and the rest. It’s equal parts forensic lab and comedy club for people who ship (or have to look at) startup websites every day.
You can browse the full archive, filter by category, open individual roast files, or submit a URL when you spot a particularly bad one. Site owners can request removal anytime, no questions asked (except for proof of ownership).
I’m especially curious what the PH community thinks of the scoring criteria (in Taxonomy) and an example interactive calculator. What tropes am I missing? Which ones should be weighted heavier?
And if you’ve got a landing page that deserves its own exhibit, drop the link.
Thanks for checking it out!
Raf
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About ShitFast on Product Hunt
“An archive of landing pages that read like 1 LLM wrote them.”
ShitFast was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 14 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #24 on the daily leaderboard. An archive of landing pages that all read like one AI wrote them. Satirical roasts, scorecards, and brutally specific critiques of generic AI-generated startup sites. See the Weekly Awards, the Taxonomy, our Archive, and Submit Your Own Landing Page to be roasted by our editorial team. Our official ShitScore scoring system will review your landing page, give it a certified score out of 100, and include the roast in our archive after it has been featured on the homepage. Backlink is forever.
ShitFast was featured in Design Tools (261.8k followers), Marketing (467k followers) and Memes (580 followers) on Product Hunt. Together, these topics include over 120.6k products, making this a competitive space to launch in.
Who hunted ShitFast?
ShitFast was hunted by Raf Vantongerloo. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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