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Paste your startup URL. ROAST marks up your actual page like an editor: every finding pinned to your own copy, six deterministic scores, and the hero section we would ship instead. The AI writes, it never grades. First mark free. Full roast $19.
Hi PH! Founder of Pulse here. ROAST is the newest experiment out of our lab.
Origin story: we built a tool that reads a landing page the way a skeptical buyer would, and the first page we fed it was our own homepage. Mark number one, severity critical: "The hero names a category, not a problem." It was right. It stung. We left that roast on the landing page as the worked example.
How it works, since the mechanics are where it gets interesting:
1. The scores are deterministic. Code decides every number (clarity, credibility, differentiation, friction, urgency, proof of value) from what's actually on your page. The AI only writes the prose, it never touches the grading, so the same page gets the same score every time.
2. Every mark quotes your own copy back at you. You see the exact line that's costing you conversions and the specific fix, instead of generic landing page advice.
3. The full roast ends with the hero we'd ship in place of yours, written from your page's own evidence.
4. If your site is heavy on JS, we render it in a real browser before roasting.
We also ran it on some famous indie pages and published the reports: levels.io scored 65, shipfa.st 64, photoai.com 75. Nobody cleared 80. Those reports are on the page if you want to read them in full.
The first mark is free and you don't need an account. The full roast, meaning every mark, all six scores, and the rewrite, is $19 once.
Roast my landing page in the comments and I'll roast yours back. Here all day.
Link: https://pulse-browser.com/labs/r...
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About ROAST on Product Hunt
“We take a red pen to your landing page”
ROAST was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 1 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #151 on the daily leaderboard. Paste your startup URL. ROAST marks up your actual page like an editor: every finding pinned to your own copy, six deterministic scores, and the hero section we would ship instead. The AI writes, it never grades. First mark free. Full roast $19.
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