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possess.lol
Own the internet’s dumbest titles- until someone steals them
possess.lol is an online status game: pick an identity, pay more than the current possessor, and hold the title until someone pays more. No digital content is sold or delivered — possession is temporary in-game status.
Hey Product Hunt 👋
I built possess.lol because the internet clearly needed a way to spend real money on completely useless status.
The idea is simple: you can claim titles like “Professional Hater”, “Touch Grass”, “Main Character”, “NPC”, or “The King” starting at $1.
But you don’t really own them forever.
If someone pays more, the title becomes theirs and you get publicly dethroned.
No crypto. No accounts. No complicated marketplace mechanics. Just dumb internet identities, escalating prices, and the emotional damage of watching someone steal “Main Character” from you.
There are 48 titles live at launch, all currently unclaimed.
Would genuinely love to know which titles you think are missing — especially the most terminally-online ones.
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About possess.lol on Product Hunt
“Own the internet’s dumbest titles- until someone steals them”
possess.lol was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 3 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #97 on the daily leaderboard. possess.lol is an online status game: pick an identity, pay more than the current possessor, and hold the title until someone pays more. No digital content is sold or delivered — possession is temporary in-game status.
possess.lol was featured in Funny Games (2.2k followers), Marketing (468k followers) and Games (98.8k followers) on Product Hunt. Together, these topics include over 110.2k products, making this a competitive space to launch in.
Who hunted possess.lol?
possess.lol was hunted by Abdullah Zübeyir CEYLAN. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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