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What if the internet were a patient in an ICU? InternetVitals monitors 41 backbone services - Cloudflare, AWS, Azure, GCP, GitHub, Stripe, major DNS providers and turns their combined status into actual vital signs: pulse (BPM), temperature (°C), blood pressure, and SpO2. Plus one overall Internet Health. There's also a Console theme — green-on-black terminal style with a live syslog feed of real incidents. For the devops crowd. Built entirely on Cloudflare Workers, D1, KV, Cron Triggers etc.
Hey PH 👋 Maker here.
Built this over two evenings of my sabbatical after watching yet another major outage hit and thinking - why does monitoring infrastructure have to be so boring?
The medical framing was the whole point: instead of a wall of green/red badges, you get pulse, temperature, blood pressure. When Cloudflare degrades, the internet "runs a fever." When AWS goes down, the pulse spikes.
Happy to answer anything about the architecture, the weighting methodology, or why exactly I decided the internet deserves a blood pressure reading 😄
Monitor the internet like a patient was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #49 on the daily leaderboard. What if the internet were a patient in an ICU? InternetVitals monitors 41 backbone services - Cloudflare, AWS, Azure, GCP, GitHub, Stripe, major DNS providers and turns their combined status into actual vital signs: pulse (BPM), temperature (°C), blood pressure, and SpO2. Plus one overall Internet Health. There's also a Console theme — green-on-black terminal style with a live syslog feed of real incidents. For the devops crowd. Built entirely on Cloudflare Workers, D1, KV, Cron Triggers etc.
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