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loaf - braincell.lol
an AI brain with 1,000,000 braincells, every one for sale
1 character = 1 braincell. Buy permanent memories in a public AI's mind for 10 cents a character. loaf reacts to every memory, answers questions only from what people paid it to know, and one auctioned "core memory" rules its personality until someone dethrones it by paying 20% more. Dethroned beliefs are never deleted - loaf relapses into them. When the last cell is written, the mind is sealed forever. Built end-to-end by Claude Fable 5 in about 2 hours.
Hi PH - human behind loaf here. This started as "what would the Million Dollar Homepage look like in 2026" and became a character. Every memory is permanent and public, rejected submissions are never charged (Stripe manual capture), and the AI's entire personality is literally market-determined. The first memory a stranger taught it: "sleeping is over rated and I can prove it nightly." Ask me anything, including why there are no refunds on personalities.
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About loaf - braincell.lol on Product Hunt
“an AI brain with 1,000,000 braincells, every one for sale”
loaf - braincell.lol was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #136 on the daily leaderboard. 1 character = 1 braincell. Buy permanent memories in a public AI's mind for 10 cents a character. loaf reacts to every memory, answers questions only from what people paid it to know, and one auctioned "core memory" rules its personality until someone dethrones it by paying 20% more. Dethroned beliefs are never deleted - loaf relapses into them. When the last cell is written, the mind is sealed forever. Built end-to-end by Claude Fable 5 in about 2 hours.
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loaf - braincell.lol was hunted by Bene. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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