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Hey PH! ๐
I'm a CS student from Kerala, India ๐ฎ๐ณ โ and I built Kastam.ai the week before my semester exams. Classic founder move, I know ๐
The idea: every startup pitch deserves a brutal, honest autopsy before the investors see it.
So Kastam gives you the full funeral โ
๐ Survival score ("12% โ Dead on Arrival")
๐ธ Financial disaster ("Revenue: $14.50. Burned: $4.2M")
๐ฅ Founding team delusion level
โ๏ธ VC rejection email
๐งต Reddit thread roast
๐ฐ TechCrunch shutdown headline
๐ผ LinkedIn founder cope post
๐ฅ + the one pivot that could've actually saved you
My favourite detail: try closing the tab mid-roast. You'll get a popup that says "You can't close fate. Your startup autopsy is already in progress." ๐
Also works in Malayalam โ probably the only startup roaster in any Indian regional language.
Would love your feedback, your roast results, and your most delusional startup ideas in the comments ๐
What's the most ridiculous startup idea you've seen โ or built? ๐
Tried roasting my side project idea and the VC rejection email had me actually laughing out loud, especially the line about "we've seen this market from three other decks this quarter." Genuinely fun if you have thick skin.
honestly the "Death Certificate" download is such a clever touch, makes the whole roast concept feel way more memorable than just another AI critique tool
About Kastam.ai on Product Hunt
โAI roasts your startup before investors doโ
Kastam.ai was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 3 comments, placing #155 on the daily leaderboard. AI-powered startup roaster that predicts exactly how your idea dies. ๐ Survival Score ๐ธ Financial Disaster Report ๐ฅ Founding Team Delusion Level โ๏ธ VC Rejection Email ๐งต Reddit Thread Roast ๐ฐ TechCrunch Shutdown Headline ๐ฅ The Pivot (actually useful) English + Malayalam ๐ฎ๐ณ Download your Death Certificate.
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