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Paste any GitHub handle and CommitCrimes prosecutes it for crimes against version control: force-pushing to main, forty commits that say "fix", 3am pushes, repos left for dead. You get charges, a sentence, a shareable rap-sheet mugshot, and a README badge. Run yourself, your tech lead, or Linus Torvalds.
I kept noticing my own git history was indefensible: forty commits that just say "fix", force-pushes straight to main, suspicious 3am activity. So I built a tool that formalizes the guilt.
CommitCrimes reads any GitHub account's public activity and prosecutes it. You get charges with statute numbers (Reckless Endangerment § 401.A for unprotected pushes to main, Obstruction of Clarity § 118.2 for "wip" commits), a sentence, a mugshot-style rap sheet you can share, and a badge for your profile README.
A few things I cared about building it:
It runs on already-public data and never reads your source code, only commit metadata.
Sign in and you can opt into a "Deep Record" that also counts your private repos for the full sentence, but private data is never stored.
Share cards and the rap sheet are rendered server-side so they look identical everywhere.
It's open source and the charge engine is easy to extend.
Run yourself, run your tech lead, put someone on the Most Wanted board. I'd love to hear what charge you'd add. What did it sentence you to?
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About CommitCrimes on Product Hunt
“Your git habits, prosecuted”
CommitCrimes was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #156 on the daily leaderboard. Paste any GitHub handle and CommitCrimes prosecutes it for crimes against version control: force-pushing to main, forty commits that say "fix", 3am pushes, repos left for dead. You get charges, a sentence, a shareable rap-sheet mugshot, and a README badge. Run yourself, your tech lead, or Linus Torvalds.
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