This product was not featured by Product Hunt yet. It will not be visible on their landing page and won't be ranked (cannot win product of the day regardless of upvotes).
Landing page audits that read your text and guess your speed. I built the opposite. BrutalRoast loads your live page in a real browser. Playwright. Lighthouse. axe-core. Vision AI on real screenshots — desktop, tablet, mobile. Benchmark vs SaaS medians. It tells you your LCP is 4.2s. It names the contrast that's failing. It sees what your mobile actually looks like. ChatGPT can't do any of that. Free score. Full audit $9. Founding 50: Pro for 1 year at $49 — 50 spots.
Hey PH 👋
The short version: paste a URL, get a score + 2 verdicts free. Pay $9 to unlock the full measured audit.
The honest version: I got tired of "landing page audits" that are just a chat model reading the text you paste. Those miss 80% of what matters.
BrutalRoast loads your page in a real browser (Playwright) and runs:
Lighthouse : actual LCP, CLS, and total blocking time. Not estimated. Measured.
axe-core : every contrast failure, missing alt text, and unlabeled input on your rendered page, not your HTML.
Technical SEO : title, meta description, H1, Open Graph, schema, canonical, sitemap. Pass/fail, no ambiguity.
Vision AI on real screenshots : desktop, tablet, and mobile. It judges the layout a chat model never sees. ("Your cookie banner is covering the CTA on mobile" is a real verdict we ship.)
Benchmark vs SaaS medians : your performance and accessibility scores compared to real baselines, not a generic rubric.
Then we score your copy on 10 fixed criteria. Same yardstick every time.
The difference in one line: ChatGPT compares you to nothing, sees no render, and guesses your speed. We measure all three.
Pricing:
Free score + 2 verdicts, no account
$9 one-time — full audit, shareable link, no account needed
$19/mo Starter (20 audits) · $49/mo Pro (100 audits)
Founding 50 : active right now: Pro for a full year, $49 one-time instead of $588. Limited to 50. If you ship landing pages regularly, this is the deal. Code : PRODUCTHUNT
See what a full audit looks like: https://brutalroast.io/r/sample — fully unlocked, no paywall. That's what you're buying.
Solo founder, bootstrapped, launched this week. Happy to answer anything below.
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About BrutalRoast on Product Hunt
“The landing page audit ChatGPT can't run”
BrutalRoast was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 4 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #159 on the daily leaderboard. Landing page audits that read your text and guess your speed. I built the opposite. BrutalRoast loads your live page in a real browser. Playwright. Lighthouse. axe-core. Vision AI on real screenshots — desktop, tablet, mobile. Benchmark vs SaaS medians. It tells you your LCP is 4.2s. It names the contrast that's failing. It sees what your mobile actually looks like. ChatGPT can't do any of that. Free score. Full audit $9. Founding 50: Pro for 1 year at $49 — 50 spots.
BrutalRoast was featured in SaaS (42.5k followers), Developer Tools (514k followers) and Artificial Intelligence (471k followers) on Product Hunt. Together, these topics include over 218.5k products, making this a competitive space to launch in.
Who hunted BrutalRoast?
BrutalRoast was hunted by Nicolas Spielmann. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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