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Probably Useless
Bad advice. Surprisingly confident. Zero qualifications.
Decision paralysis over the things that never deserved a boardroom committee. Whether it's drafting a risky 8-month 'hey' text to your ex, debating a 3:00 AM snack, or talking yourself into a third identical pair of sneakers—friends are tired of hearing about it, and ChatGPT is too polite to tell you the harsh truth. Probably Useless gives you the unqualified, hilarious, and brutally honest second opinion you were secretly looking for
The tech world spends millions optimizing AI to solve enterprise logistics and generate quarterly slide decks. But nobody was building an AI for what humans actually need at 2 AM: an unqualified bot telling them whether they should send a risky text or eat cold pizza over the sink.
So I built Probably Useless (https://probablyuseless.site) — an unnecessarily good website for unnecessarily bad advice.
Here is what you can do with it:
1. Type any dilemma, big or trivial ("Should I quit my job?", "Is one more episode a bad idea?").
2. Upload a photo or screenshot if you want visual judgment.
3. Choose your flavor: Be Honest, Roast Me, Absolutely Stupid, or Destroy Me.
4. Get an immediate verdict, an unhelpful explanation, and a completely fabricated confidence meter between 70% and 100%.
5. Download a verdict card for your group chat.
Best of all: zero accounts, zero ads, and zero server databases storing your late-night insecurities.
Take it for a spin today, throw your worst life dilemmas at it, and drop your favorite verdicts in the comments below! I'd love to hear what you think (or what bad choices it talked you out of). 🚀
About Probably Useless on Product Hunt
“Bad advice. Surprisingly confident. Zero qualifications.”
Probably Useless was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #362 on the daily leaderboard. Decision paralysis over the things that never deserved a boardroom committee. Whether it's drafting a risky 8-month 'hey' text to your ex, debating a 3:00 AM snack, or talking yourself into a third identical pair of sneakers—friends are tired of hearing about it, and ChatGPT is too polite to tell you the harsh truth. Probably Useless gives you the unqualified, hilarious, and brutally honest second opinion you were secretly looking for
On the analytics side, Probably Useless competes within Web App, Funny and Entertainment — topics that collectively have 138k followers on Product Hunt. The dashboard above tracks how Probably Useless performed against the three products that launched closest to it on the same day.
Who hunted Probably Useless?
Probably Useless was hunted by Emal. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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Emal
Hey Product Hunt! 👋
I'm Emal, creator of Probably Useless.
The tech world spends millions optimizing AI to solve enterprise logistics and generate quarterly slide decks. But nobody was building an AI for what humans actually need at 2 AM: an unqualified bot telling them whether they should send a risky text or eat cold pizza over the sink.
So I built Probably Useless (https://probablyuseless.site) — an unnecessarily good website for unnecessarily bad advice.
Here is what you can do with it:
1. Type any dilemma, big or trivial ("Should I quit my job?", "Is one more episode a bad idea?").
2. Upload a photo or screenshot if you want visual judgment.
3. Choose your flavor: Be Honest, Roast Me, Absolutely Stupid, or Destroy Me.
4. Get an immediate verdict, an unhelpful explanation, and a completely fabricated confidence meter between 70% and 100%.
5. Download a verdict card for your group chat.
Best of all: zero accounts, zero ads, and zero server databases storing your late-night insecurities.
Take it for a spin today, throw your worst life dilemmas at it, and drop your favorite verdicts in the comments below! I'd love to hear what you think (or what bad choices it talked you out of). 🚀