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Paste Drops
Cyclops calms your angry texts and roasts you a little
Paste (or speak) the message you're about to regret, and Cyclops, a one-eyed desk mascot, hands back a version that won't get you blocked or fired. He roasts you a bit for how heated you got, then reads the calm version aloud in the accent of your choice (Irish, Aussie, Scottish, British, American), in virtually any language. Pick your bite: sensible, petty, or talk-me-out. He steams, dozes, squeaks, and hides a few easter eggs. No account, no ads, nothing stored. Free.
I built this because of the 1am texts we all almost send. My thumb has hovered over send on things that would've genuinely cost me, and I wanted a cooldown step that was fun rather than preachy. So Cyclops roasts you a little on the way to calming you down, and sometimes just flatly tells you you'll get fired if you send that.
A few things I'd love thoughts on:
Does the roast land as funny, or tip into annoying? I've been tuning that balance for a while.
Which accent gets you? The broad Scottish reading back your polite message does something to me.
It works in virtually any language, so I'm curious how the rewrites feel outside English.
It's honestly just as fun to feed it something stupid when you're not even angry, so don't feel you need to be in a rage to try it.
It's a solo project, no account, no ads, nothing stored. On Android now, plus a web version at app.pastedrops.com (fair warning, the web UI still needs love). Every bit of feedback genuinely helps, thank you for taking a look.
About Paste Drops on Product Hunt
“Cyclops calms your angry texts and roasts you a little”
Paste Drops was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 10 upvotes and 7 comments, placing #23 on the daily leaderboard. Paste (or speak) the message you're about to regret, and Cyclops, a one-eyed desk mascot, hands back a version that won't get you blocked or fired. He roasts you a bit for how heated you got, then reads the calm version aloud in the accent of your choice (Irish, Aussie, Scottish, British, American), in virtually any language. Pick your bite: sensible, petty, or talk-me-out. He steams, dozes, squeaks, and hides a few easter eggs. No account, no ads, nothing stored. Free.
On the analytics side, Paste Drops competes within Android, Funny and Artificial Intelligence — topics that collectively have 544.2k followers on Product Hunt. The dashboard above tracks how Paste Drops performed against the three products that launched closest to it on the same day.
Who hunted Paste Drops?
Paste Drops was hunted by Lewi. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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