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HELP ME RETIRE
The internet's worst retirement plan.
I don't want to work anymore. So I built a website where strangers can fund my retirement and leave me anonymous sticky-note advice. Current plan: $1,000,000 → retirement Current reality: $X → still employed
Hi everyone! 👋
This is my little experiment in asking the internet for something everyone secretly wants: to stop working. 😂
The idea is deliberately simple, I set a $1,000,000 retirement goal, and anyone can contribute and leave a short message on the wall.
I wanted the website to feel less like crowdfunding and more like a giant public collection of strangers' opinions about my questionable life choices.
I'm particularly curious about the social/viral side of this experiment:
Will people actually share their notes?
Will the wall become more interesting than the fundraising itself?
How ridiculous can the messages get?
I'm here to find out.
Please tell me what I've built wrong. 😄
About HELP ME RETIRE on Product Hunt
“The internet's worst retirement plan.”
HELP ME RETIRE was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #88 on the daily leaderboard. I don't want to work anymore. So I built a website where strangers can fund my retirement and leave me anonymous sticky-note advice. Current plan: $1,000,000 → retirement Current reality: $X → still employed
On the analytics side, HELP ME RETIRE competes within Funny, Side Project and Personal Finance — topics that collectively have 19.9k followers on Product Hunt. The dashboard above tracks how HELP ME RETIRE performed against the three products that launched closest to it on the same day.
Who hunted HELP ME RETIRE?
HELP ME RETIRE was hunted by Jakub Koudela. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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