LinkedIn is fake. Your friends are too nice to tell you that your landing page makes no sense. So we built Hatable. An AI Agent with only one directive: Choose Violence. ☠️ It browses your site, parses your copy, and generates a roast so brutal you might actually pivot. This isn't a CRO audit. It’s a reality check. Drop your link. Get destroyed. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
We realized something annoying about the tech world: The feedback loop is broken.
Everyone is "crushing it." Every product is "revolutionary." People are so afraid of being mean that nobody tells you the truth: that your H1 is confusing and your color scheme looks like a 90s Taco Bell.
So, we built an AI Agent to do the dirty work.
Hatable.art is an autonomous agent trained to be the biggest hater in the room.
👉 It visits your website.
👉 It figures out what you think you do.
👉 It tears it apart.
We didn't build this to be polite. We built this because sometimes the best way to fix your product is to get absolutely destroyed by a robot.
The Challenge: Drop your URL. Get roasted. Post the screenshot on X/Twitter if you survive.
Who has the guts? 👇
