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Don’t Jerk My Egg
One egg jumps. Two eggs sabotage. Your sanity is optional.
An egg jumps rope. Two other eggs make it everyone’s problem. Tap to hop, hold to charge, and survive increasingly fast swings—until absurd questions interrupt your rhythm. No wrong answers, but you must pick one to keep jumping. Crack your egg, save a report of your questionable choices, and let your friends judge your state of mind. Weekly leaderboards, separate English and Chinese question banks. Free, no signup. Play on mobile or desktop.
About Don’t Jerk My Egg on Product Hunt
“One egg jumps. Two eggs sabotage. Your sanity is optional.”
Don’t Jerk My Egg was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #362 on the daily leaderboard. An egg jumps rope. Two other eggs make it everyone’s problem. Tap to hop, hold to charge, and survive increasingly fast swings—until absurd questions interrupt your rhythm. No wrong answers, but you must pick one to keep jumping. Crack your egg, save a report of your questionable choices, and let your friends judge your state of mind. Weekly leaderboards, separate English and Chinese question banks. Free, no signup. Play on mobile or desktop.
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We made a deeply unserious browser game.
You control an egg with arms and legs, jumping rope. Tap for a short hop. Hold and release for a bigger jump. Keep the rope away from your egg. Simple enough.
Except the two eggs turning the rope aren’t exactly rooting for you.
The rope gets faster. Then they interrupt you with questions nobody should ever have to answer:
There are no wrong answers. But you have to pick one before you can jump again.
Once your egg cracks, you get a full run report: how many laps you survived, your best “Egg Flow” streak of perfectly timed jumps, and every ridiculous answer you willingly selected. Save it. Send it to your friends. Let them decide whether you’re doing okay.
🥚 Tap to hop. Hold to charge. Clear multiple rope rotations in a single jump.
🧠 Separate Chinese and English question banks. Each unhinged in its own language.
🏆 Weekly and all-time leaderboards. Open other players’ answers and judge quietly.
📸 Save your entire run as images. Every answer preserved. No plausible deniability.
🌐 Free. No signup. Play on your phone or computer.
From TopoStudio’s Institute of Serious Nonsense.
Take a break. Try not to crack.